March 2012
February 2012
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snap-crackle-die:
Dear Facebook,
You are dumb. All I want to do is enter a domestic partnership with a profile of my creation named ‘Delicious Pizza’. Why is that so hard? I just want the world to know the truth.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Facebook user
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When I was 13, my dad and some friends were on a roadtrip to the cities and on our way through Hinkley, he sent me into BK to get him and his 2 friends breakfast.
I got so nervous while ordering, that I ordered 3 extra cruissonts.
Ever since then, I’ve been mortified of going on food runs for anyone.
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Posi 4 life because YOLO
On my way to work this morning I was coming down a hill before they had plowed the street and was supposed to turn at the stoplight.
I biffed it and my car went right over the divider. There was a dude staring at me in disbelief from the nearest sidewalk.
Like why am I still allowed to drive? My very first accident was 2 hours before taking my behind the wheel test.
I still passed.
Nah for real, I'm from Minnesota.
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
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but-what-if-i-want-wings:
an-actual-bear:
but-what-if-i-want-wings:
an-actual-bear:
but-what-if-i-want-wings replied to your post: would you ever date someone you met on tumblr?
He’s taken…by me….back off
but-what-if-i-want-wings:
an-actual-bear:
but-what-if-i-want-wings replied to your post: would you ever date someone you met on tumblr?
He’s taken…by me….back off
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but-what-if-i-want-wings replied to your post: would you ever date someone you met on tumblr?
He’s taken…by me….back off
Anonymous asked: would you ever date someone you met on tumblr?
